June142009

XD

  • edward: i've been watching you from your window
  • claire: you mean my tent?
  • edward: yes, i can't stay away. do you want to go for a piggyback ride?
  • claire: umm.... no.
  • edward: but piggyback rides are so romantic.
  • claire: anyone who finds that romantic will grow up one day, and be embarrassed they ever liked you in the first place.
  • edward: I can smell your essence.
  • claire: that's disgusting
  • later....
  • harrypotter: Cedric! Cedric! You're Back! You're Back! I can't believe you survived the graveyard!
  • edward: hello harry, you look delicious.
  • harrypotter: OW! OW! He's biting me! It feels so nice, but horrible!
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